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Dearest Rocky,
          
          Many a winter have passed since you graced us with your presence. Send a dove to let us know you are well.
          
          Yours,
          "Potato"

do you still exist

omg hello
          i saw u in a Ineffable Husbands Oneshot book and i wanted to see your pfp and then i saw your toast story. 
          As a person married to toast as well its so awesome to finally get some representation
          

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bro bro bro, this is random, but, yoooooo, to the dude who’s in charge of Wattpad’s personalized recommendations: stop giving me smut fics that revolve around my comfort characters. I don’t like smut in the first place, it’s weird, but I especially hate it when it involves my comfort characters. Just stop. Give me fluff instead. Give me angst instead. Give me AUs instead. Give me chaos instead. Give me more fluff instead. Give me all the fluff instead. Fluff. Yes. Fluff. I really don’t care what you recommend to me (although, if it wasn’t already clear, I’d appreciate fluff) as long as it isn’t smut. Just give me something else, something better, anything else, anything better, thanks.

Hey I see you like to read alot of dr phill fics I saw you on 3 don't ask me whi I read 3

HEY

I RELEASED THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE DARN READER X TOAST FANFIC
          
          THERE’S ALSO AN AUTHOR’S NOTE FOR IT
          
          THE STORY IS CALLED “BREAD BREATH (A READER X TOAST FAN-FICTION)”
          
          THE FIRST CHAPTER ISN’T MUCH, BUT, Y’KNOW, I HAVE TO SET UP THE STORY
          
          READ IT
          
          FALL IN LOVE WITH TOAST

HEY ITS ME PIPPER 

I’m not exactly sure why, but, I suddenly have a strong urge to write a “Reader x Toast ‘Fan-Fiction’”
          I’m not sure why, but, I do. Also, I know you’d think that this wouldn’t actually be considered a fanfic, but, it is.
          
          You want to know why I consider it a fanfic?
          
          I’m a fan of you; you’re absolutely amazing! 
          
          You deserve so much love. 
          
          You’re so incredible, just, you blow my mind. I mean, have you seen yourself? YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY STELLAR, AND YOU DESERVE THE BEST!
          
          You are just— *chefs kiss* words fail to describe how fantastic you are...
          
          also, I like toast
          toast tastes good
          
          BUT BACK TO YOU
          YOU. ARE. ABSOLUTELY. BLOODY. AWESOME.
          
          And I love you for that!
          
          Stay strong, stay safe, and stay amazing ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary citizens.
          
          And prepare to date toast, because you’re gonna do that >:]