Greetings from the West Riding! As usual, I'd much rather be scripting graphic novels, but until I learn to draw (or meet an artist) here they are in prose. Mostly extremely silly, apart from "Out of the Tower" which is semi-serious and is basically shameless Yorkist propaganda, though none the worse for that.
  • Yorkshire, England
  • JoinedNovember 24, 2012


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cantdrawfortoffee cantdrawfortoffee Apr 17, 2021 09:16PM
Hi all. New story "Reality" added today. A very affectionate reality TV parody of about 10 pages. Might be the craziest one yet. Opinions please!
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A timely immigration short.
Summer Bay by cantdrawfortoffee
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The sea!
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An Adventure in the Library by cantdrawfortoffee
An Adventure in the Library
Inspired by the poster of the same name. A cute short for Libraries day.
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