Greetings from the West Riding! As usual, I'd much rather be scripting graphic novels, but until I learn to draw (or meet an artist) here they are in prose. Mostly extremely silly, apart from "Out of the Tower" which is semi-serious and is basically shameless Yorkist propaganda, though none the worse for that.
  • Yorkshire, England
  • JoinedNovember 24, 2012


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cantdrawfortoffee cantdrawfortoffee Apr 17, 2021 09:16PM
Hi all. New story "Reality" added today. A very affectionate reality TV parody of about 10 pages. Might be the craziest one yet. Opinions please!
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Stories by cantdrawfortoffee
Given to the Dragons by cantdrawfortoffee
Given to the Dragons
Because dragons, the elderly and the forgetful are all people too.
Darlings of the Decrepit by cantdrawfortoffee
Darlings of the Decrepit
We eavesdrop on the care home the day the new artificial bodies arrive. Mind how you go!
ESB: Ecuadorian Slavering Badger by cantdrawfortoffee
ESB: Ecuadorian Slavering Badger
A timely immigration short.
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