AND I STARED AT AT THE PHONE HE STILL HASN'T CALLED AND THEN YOU FEEL SO LOW, YOU CAN'T FEEL NOTHING AT ALL, AND I FLASHBACKED TO WHEN HE SAID FOREVER AND ALWAYS. YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT BABY. (dun dun dun)
But, I LOVE YOU! I only killed every human on this planet so I could dress up like them, and keep you safe. Anyways, I don't see why this is a problem, I'm hot. ;)
Ian Somerhalder? HA! I laugh at you! I was wearing a disguise to make you THINK I was Ian, but I wasn't! It was ME! CHANNING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!