hey! 

brad if u can see this i have changed all the society passwords and am personally doing a masters so that i can come back from the dead to kick u off committee < 3 ily

i used to write, but no longer do because i was awful. sorry if you actually read anything, id delete it but i cant be bothered.

my inbox(es) are always open. we all got problems so if you wanna ask for help i cant promise ill be actually useful but i can try...?

unsurprisingly, I ship more ships than is good for my mental stability... and mainly ones that involve people old enough to be my parents, or people that arent real. go rethink your life now. i know i just did.

i belong to everything. you name it, i read it.... which means i have no social standing and everyone hates me :)

the team
@BandTube
@KawaiiCabbage
@CoffeeandYourTears
@the-frozen-girl

i guess ill see y'all in hell eventually...

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