"Holy shit I love boats.
I'm definetely a sailor kind of guy. My favourite is probably the schooner. Ketches are great, too, it's just not the same configuration appeal. Unless you are into racing them.
This boat's okay y'know? It's not terrible, it's not great, it's just okay. And in some ways that's the worst kind of boat. It's boring.
Here, lemme show you some pics of my yatch. You haven't seen a great yatch until you've seen my yatch. Where's my iPhone?"