COLLIN

AHEM, PARKER YOU BEST COME BACK BEFORE I KICK YO BUTT

After years of complaining about there not being a drum emoji, there is now a drum emoji. Apple listened.

On another note, it's almost 2am. Why am I even up?

I just spent so much money on Christmas ornaments and decorations for Courtney. That's called love right there.

what the fuck america

be spooky with mehhh 

I miss you a lot.

GUESS WHO'S BACK ONCE AGAIN

where are ya??

dude are you still there?