certified-roseboy

joked to my male coworker how i laugh with perverted customers so they don’t jump over the counter and molest me and he just stared at me in horror like Oh ok. I thought it was funny. Whatever.

I need to admit something, when i wrote that petet one shot book i was fully fucking larping marvel. i hadnt watched a single movie. i was going fully off other fanfics i read.
          
          was still better than ai slop tho

guys pls note for december, my life will solely depend on what happens to bucky barnes in doomsday, ok?

if cher or madonna dies im killing myself aint shit funny

phoebe bridgers made haunted a fun lil jig so we can dance instead of killing ourselves

When do tony and steve hatefuck. I want to be in the cuck chair. Involve me.

saw someone say robert pattinson is more known for h*rry potter than twilight. im irritated girl get out my face LMFAOOO

pov cigarette smoke starts playing while im behind the wheel so i genuinely just drive us off a cliff

everyone needs to get MORE WOKE right now so i can talk about bottoms with giant dicks that r just useless 

the pitt finale. im overdosing on yuri lines rn.