Hey! I'm a piece of shit and all my books at the moment are just used for expressing my thoughts and emotions at some significant people in my life. 

Please don't read For You Moron and To Rowan. You'll find yourself cringing half a chapter in. They were just for me to let off some emotion to y'know prevent me from exploding (into tears and anger). 

Enough about my books. Time to talk about me. 

Wait actually, no thanks. Bye.