I'm not a perfect girl.
My hair doesn't always stay in place &
I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy &
I sometimes have a broken heart.
My friends and I sometimes fight &
maybe some days nothing goes right,
but when I think about it & take a step back
I remember how amazing life truly is
& that maybe, just maybe, I like being
unperfect...



"Sarcasm: Just one of the many services I offer" 

"The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny &  great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide?"

"There are no stupid questions... just stupid people." 

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the risk." 

"If google didn't exist, we'd all be screwed" 

"Well-behaved women rarely make history."
 
"I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug." 

"Women are not moody,. We simply have days when we are less inclined to put up with your shit." 

"People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important." 

"'Be yourself' is about the worst advice you give to some people."

"Good girls are at every corner of the earth. But unfortunetly the earth is round." 

"I am a ninja."
"No, you're not"
"Did you see me do that?"
"Do what?"
"Exactly."

Boy: if i could rearrange the alphabet id put u and i together.
Girl: well id put f and u together.

Oh the joy of words....