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I meant... To Kill U.... but I can Spare u if U Eat It Good 

what if i 3000ed u

i was told to sit on U with my fat ass and suffocate u to death

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          Christian 
          Christian is one of a kind. Christian is insightful, extremely intelligent, caring, tenacious, and an innovator. Christian's caring heart may make you think that his empathy is endless, but beware, Christian will not be taken advantage of. Christian is a magnet of positive ions and energy that spreads to everyone who will acknowledge this fact. He has amazing dreams and goals that he will surely succeed at and excel. Christian's realism and matter-of-fact attitude may give you the idea that he isn't emotional, although he's a realist, he is capable of extremely deep and profound emotions and is fully secure in his masculinity, so he isn't afraid to show it. Christian's creativity will blow your face off if you ever witness it. Christian's smile will melt even the coldest of hearts, so bright and full of hope and joy. Christian's eyes will show you what it's like to gaze into a sea which is the brightest of greens and the deepest of blues at the same time. Beware- Don't gaze too long, otherwise you may find that you have stripped your clothes off and are standing there naked in the hopes of being ravished by Christian. He's a sexy beast. You will know when you meet Christian, because you'll know you just met an amazing person.

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          Christian Slater
          A slang term used to describe being high from smoking marijuana or marijuana itself. This can also be shortened to CS.
          I smoked some really good (CS) Christian Slater last night. 
          I got so high I started sounding like (CS) Christian Slater. 
          Let's get together tonight and smoke some (CS) Christian Slater

@IATINS GET BACK WITH BRIAN NOW I WILL GIVE YOU AN F

i think the only solution is angry sex.

Christian Michael Leonard Slater
          
          Physical Stats
          CHEST41
          BICEPS15 
          WAIST27 
          HEIGHT5'8''(feet & inches)  1.7272 meters 172.72 

Christian Slater's Height
          5ft 8 (172.7 cm)
          American actor best known for roles in films like Broken Arrow, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Interview with the Vampire, True Romance and Heathers. 

I Will Maybe Pass This On To Her... We Will See. Kate Moss Treats Her Like Royalty. How Do We Not Know That Brian Wont Hit Her On The Head With A Skatboard. To Answer That: We Don’t.