Well I guess this is where I'm supposed to tell you something about myself. But to be frank, I'm pretty lame so I thought I'd tell you some facts about honey badgers instead. 
-The honey badger or Mellivora capensis means 'Honey Eater of the Cape'
-Honey badgers hold the Guinness Book of World Records title for The World's Most Fearless Animal
-Their skin is so thick that it can deflect arrows and spears
-Their jaws can clamp down with enough force to crush the shell of a tortoise
-And last but not least, honey badger don't care
Now that you are certain, without a doubt that I am a fucking weirdo...hi.