One piece of advise, don't be greasy. Being crude is so much more fun then being a prude. Make sure you speak your mind. Make sure you tell the truth. These stories are made to make you cringe, on the fact that you love how grotesque they are so much.
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Stories by crudemuse
Vases of Vicodin: And Other Assorted Treasures by crudemuse
Vases of Vicodin: And Other Assort...
"Vases of Vicodin: And Other Assorted Treasures" is a collection of short stories brought to you by...
Drunk Night Imagines by crudemuse
Drunk Night Imagines
A collections of short stories / "Imagines" that were conjured up by me and my friend's brains whil...