leg so hot hot hot leg leg so hot it frys an egg. I am a 87 year old man. Want to be my friend? Wait just a bit..........its sheila.......shes not well.......she wants you to have this.......a new foot......here you go.......fits just like we thought it would......bartholomew would be proud......stay crusty! TOOLDES YOU OVERCOOKED NOODLE!
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Stories by Ronald Lincoln
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You should read this cuz im funny and your not as funny as i am. Boom.
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Steve is just trying to enjoy the Jewish dream, but will an insane, grandmother ruin his happiness?