Vióla!
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage,no mere veneer of vanity,is vestige of the vox populi now vacant,vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation has vowed to vanquish these venal,virulent vermin, vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain as the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose,so let me simply add and tell you that it is my good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
(Yeah, I love the movie lol🖤)