I am Lord Farquaad. THEE Lord Farquaad. Some mistake me for a dwarf Snow White, I am not Snow White. Currently working on a What If short story.
(***This is all FanFic***-- not actually Lord Farquaad, all stories are fictional)
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Stories by Maximus Farquaad
The Ballad Of Farquaad
I don't know, just a random poem I guess
Lord Farquaad FanFic
THIS IS THE STORY OF MY UPBRINGING, enjoy dear reader. You're about to read the best piece of literature of t...