Daemon Skinner

DUDE! Where dafuq are you? XD
          
          Have you and the internet broken up?

@TheWaffler Hahaa :)

Mmmmm

@TheWaffler YES. TAKE AAAAAALL MY WAFFLES!

WAFFLES!!!!

@NinjaSlayer  and/or she's developing the film in unicorn blood, 'cause everyone knows that if you develop in unicorn blood the pictures come back out practically GLOWING. (with evil, that is).

@NinjaSlayer Hmmm... Well, first she takes a photo of her husband by the pool because they want something to show to their likkle babies and a man DRESSED UP AS A UNICORN barges past them, on his way to the costume ball inside... She drops the camera and it takes five minutes to get out of the pool - later, she hangs the camera outside of her window ('cause she's cool like that) and waits for it to dry. Meanwhile, the couple go out to the costume ball to find that mofo who could have broken their expensive camera >:O
          lol :D

A woman shoots her husband.
          Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
          Finally, she hangs him.
          But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
          How can this be?
          I had nothing better to do and frankly your the only one I can trust nowadays to give me curt, logical answer... Please include unicorns in your answer x)

Thank you, that's very nice of you to say =] 

@TheOrangutan The concepts to your stories are amazing, how could I not fan you? That would have been completely irrational! :)