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I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED A STIRY THAT I ACTUALLY LIKED!!! NOO

Roses are red
          Violets are blue
          I like spaghetti 
          Wanna fuck?
          ~Jeff

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And run him over with a car

Also charge at Slenderman with a baseball bat

Remember kids, when you see Slenderman charge at it with a knife 

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*casually eating out of date gram crackers*

Someone is calling me a emo vampire Jesus..