Hi, my name is Slim Shady
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I am pantato, or geardwayeatingpants. How are you doing, is your house haunted by the ghost of MCR? Anyway, prepare your bootyhole for 2007 emo phases, lots of sarcasm, offensive hummor.... #gayisbae
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Stories by Dank Lords
How To Be Dank
Hello fellow internet scrum, I (geardwayeatingpants) am going to teach you how to be dank. Just a warning: YO...
Disney Stereotypes
We all watched that stupid channel as a kid called Disney on TV and here are our dumb stereotypes Disney's 'p...
Why You're Stupid
Why you're stupid. It shouldn't be hard to explain but... you're stupid. Sorry. I try to guess exactly what's...