I'm a creative. I'm a writer. I'm an artist. I live on Oahu. 

All further, more creatively-worded details will have to wait for the completion of my introductory essay, 'Who I Is.'

Note to Wattpad app developers: when programming a 2000 -character"About" data entry field,  simply make your field not accept any characters past 2000. DON'T wipe out the entire brilliantly written essay because it exceeds your secret criteria. 

Gone forever. Sigh.