꧁♡⪓廾६𐌀尺τ⪔♡꧂

i talk in rhymes to myself so much its not even funny anymore
overly dramatic°dysfunctional°
realistic yet lost in dreams
disaster™

when i was 7 i threw a shoe at a teacher

if you hand me a diaper monster,i'll gag & teach him how to hack into every agency in the world & shoot a gun

obsessed with random things like how glue doesn't stick to the inside of a bottle

'it ain't scandalous if it ain't a secret,baby' 

about me: slytherin | skating | art | drama |music | rebel | trouble | mischief | insane | creepy | psycho | poetic 

dumb shit cooking recipes available at teenage idiots inc™

are you ready? 

i don't care,motherfucker-

be ready to pick your poison or your person

regards, satan