deathbeds-metalhead
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"this is my suicide dress," she told him "I only wear it on days when I’m afraid I might kill myself if I don’t wear it" "you’ve been wearing it every day since we met" he said "and these are my arson gloves" "so you don’t set fire to something?" he asked "exactly" "...and this is my terrorism lipstick my assault and battery eyeliner my armed robbery boots" "I’d like to undress you" he said "but would that make me an accomplice?" "and today," she said "I’m wearing my infidelity underwear so don’t get any ideas" so she put on her nervous breakdown hat and walked out the door