deathbeds-metalhead
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"this is my suicide dress," she told him
"I only wear it on days
when I’m afraid
I might kill myself
if I don’t wear it"
"you’ve been wearing it
every day since we met"
he said
"and these are my arson gloves"
"so you don’t set fire to something?"
he asked
"exactly"
"...and this is my terrorism lipstick
my assault and battery eyeliner
my armed robbery boots"
"I’d like to undress you" he said
"but would that make me an accomplice?"
"and today," she said "I’m wearing
my infidelity underwear
so don’t get any ideas"
so she put on her nervous breakdown hat
and walked out the door