About me? Huh.
I belong to the species sapien from the genus Homo.
Two eyes, one nose, one mouth, the mundane yada yada.
I'm boring, purely because I don't like fun.
I'm uninteresting.
I'm strongly opinionated, and tend to put people off very quickly because of that. They all make the same face: ಠ_ಠ
It's currently 4:23 am, I should be sleeping, but I hate sleeping. I could spend the time used to sleep doing something productive; for instance, writing this. Very important. 
Fantasy books with historical references are great.
I could go on, but you're probably bored by now and I should probably sleep. 

Probably is probably my favourite word. You can never be too certain of anything, otherwise it'll probably come and hit you in the face later on.