Dont flirt with me, if your nick name doesnt start with a sho than i dont like you in more than a friend way.
Stop flirting with me, my heart is taken even though i am not. Keep your slimy hands to yourself
My aunt asked why i was laughing so loudly. She then grabbed my phone and gave me the most disgusted face ever.
"Whos jackieisthiCc and why is she telling you to shove your clarinet up her... ass? Logan Aubrey that is unsanitary."
Sigh, i love life