I'm a fusion of anxiety and depression.... Here have some funny quotes

*Dad sent me too the moon
* Your mother that slut
*Everytime I close my eyes I see a diarrhetic hippo about to shit on my face. It's terrifying!
* Klaus: And if Ben where here he'd agree with me.
Ben: no I don't
Klaus: *hisses*
*You may be verified on Twitter. But are you verified in the eyes of God?