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SpongeBob: "I've got it! One chocolate bar for the nice—"
[SpongeBob sees something off camera; it is revealed to be the terrifying figure of Venom, still screaming.]
Venom: "CHOCOLATE!"
SpongeBob: "—lady."
Venom: "CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!"
[He chases SpongeBob and Patrick down the street. As they run for their lives, the remaining chocolate bars fly out of their traveling bags, scattering onto the pavement.]
SpongeBob: [in fear of Venom] "That's it, Patrick! We've gotta—!"
Venom: "CHOCOLATE!"
[SpongeBob and Patrick run off, scrambling to escape the terrifying symbiote.]
[Cut to where the two are catching their breath.]
[Venom appears suddenly from behind a stack of unsold boxes.]
Venom: "CHOCOLATE!" [His roaring scream is so loud it knocks SpongeBob, Patrick, and the boxes completely over.]
[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are now cowering and babbling in sheer terror.]
SpongeBob: [simultaneously with Patrick] "No, no! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Please..."
Patrick: [simultaneously with SpongeBob] "No! Have mercy on me! Please spare me!"
[Cuts to Venom laughing manically, savoring their fear.]
Venom: "Finally! We've been tryna catch you boys all day! Now that we got you right where we want you..."
[The Symbiote retracts dramatically, revealing a wide-eyed, yet normal, Eddie Brock.]
Eddie Brock: "...we'd like to buy all your chocolate." [He holds up a ridiculously large amount of cash.]
[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking utterly shocked. Chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a single, perfectly formed Hershey's Kiss. Cut back to Eddie Brock, SpongeBob, and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick are visibly melting from relief and shock.]
SpongeBob: "Thank you for your patronage."
[Bubble transition to the next scene. Patrick is pushing a wheelbarrow overflowing with cash.]