Diva

Okay this guy was spreading rumours saying i had sex with him so i confronted him and this motherfucker was laughing saying thats funny and i lost it when he laughed again so i got up saying thats my cue and stopped right in front of the door, turned around and ended it with saying he should go back to eighth grade and learn how sex happens and we couldn’t actually have had sex because his dick was smaller than his pea sized brain, both of which he needs to get checked, gave him the finger, semi-yelled “fucking asshole” and slammed the door and left. 

Happy New Year kuchupuchus! ❤️

Bhai tumhari behen ka ek launde ne dimag kharab kar diya hai, ab woh uski gaand maar legi la la la la la 

Oh and I really was the protected, bubbled kid.
          It is still beyond my comprehension as to how horny exactly people are here. Not just men, nope, the women are no better dude. It's slightly concerning and a hell lot of traumatising because THEY ARE ROMANTICISING ASSAULT??????
          
          Oh and yeah being stared at by 8 losers was not on my bucket list for Diwali. Good thing, your girl stared back at them and they shoo-ed away bwhahahahaha.

Ngl I am having the time of my life. It gets hard somedays, somedays it's almost surreal. There are days when I am grateful for having to walk in the dark, dead, cold streets and there are days I curse the local transportation and wish I had chosen a different place. Through all of that, this city became home. Honestly? London feels more like home than here but it's alright, this one is beautiful too. I thought it was too quiet at the beginning, didn't know I only needed great people and I would've been just fine. Guess what though? I think, I got the elder brother I always wanted. I don't wanna jinx it though. And and and, the girls are fucking amazing dude. Love them so much istg! 
          
          I love this place, selective people and everything chaotically peaceful.

AHHHH YOU ARE BACKKKKKK,
          I missed you <3

dude i missed you sm :( 

bhai you’re so backkkkkk

HI PEOPLE 
          I HAVE SO MUCH TO UPDATE YALL ON
          FOR STARTERS, I TOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT
          IN LONDON CURRENTLY, AND ITS FUCKING GORGEOUS.
          YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY ABOUT FALLING IN LOVE WITH A CITY? MINE’S DEFINITELY LONDON. 
          
          AND AND AND YES I AM OFFICIALLY BACK❤️

Holy shit. I FORGOT THIS EXISTED