Is this some sort of matrimonial app? *furrows*
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Then, whctacha doing here? -_-
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Are you gonna get free Mac 'n cheese Burger from here? 
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Yes? Then send me some as well.....bhagvan bhala karega tumhara
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Apart from that, why the hell are you here, tho? 
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Am-Am I you-know-who...? **raises an eyebrow**
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What? No, Dammit! I'm not talking about The Dark lord but the other one...**face palms when you don't understand** 
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Have to come out with it, I guess... Am I Donald Trump? 
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You shouldna be here then...
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Now, I'm really thinking that I'm some sort of celeb or something 'cause then why else would you be wasting your already useless time on going through my profile...
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**sighs** Come on, lazy bum, do something productive with your life.
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Or you can just follow me ; )

Yo, I'm dhakkd_chorii (which you can see, BTW)

I'm a total savage so Bware of me 'cause you ain't no want to mess with a girl like meh. If you mess with me or anything of that sort, I swear to Malfoy's minions, I'll split you bald head open with my nails. Yes, they are that long **chuckles evilly**

Amm...uhh....**looks at what I've just written above before shrugging nonchalantly** So, enough of what wrong I can do with you when I want to, I've a question for you....

 Wanna be my friend? 

Bruh, don't ask. Just PM me and that's all you got to do. That's all for now, my cows. I'll see you later....

Tata docomo!!