Is this app, matrimonial?
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Then why the hell are you reading this??!
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Am I America's Next president?
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Then why the hell are you still reading this?!
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Am I your long lost crush from fifth grade with long brownish hair and dark alluring eyes?
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Then why the f....are you still reading this?!
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Why, huh?
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I think you don't seem to understand English language because if you do then you would not be eyeing my profile right now, dude.
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What do you seriously want?
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Oh holy god, you are such a stubborn ass!
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For god sakes, this ain't a mall where you're looking at nothing in particular and at the same time wasting your shitty time by smiling or frowning at this.
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So, go and do something productive, dude.
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Do I have to give you an invitation card or something?