Hands are the most beautiful part of a human being. Humans have one beautiful feature and that's hands; long, slender hands, strong, grippy hands, all kinds of them; did you know each of our palm prints and finger prints are unique? Isn't that magnificent? What a wonderful trait! Everyone's hands are different. Did you know you can style your nails? Did you know you can get a pretty tattoo? You can pimp our your hands to be the best hands ever! Regardless, all of them are magnificent! But- but this. Whatever jackass artist who worked on this film took a fat shit alll over the culture and beauty that is captured in the human hands. They spit in the faces of everyone with hands and made this. They made this- this looks worse then the mucus I coughed up when I had the stomach flu. This looks more washed out then sea weed boiled in piss, drenched in Clorox bleach, and dried out in the Arizona sun for a fortnight. Those fingers- they look like overcooked microwave hotdogs left to rot for thirty days in a moist den of cockroaches. That is not a hand. That is an abomination. A menacing creature not even the most brilliant of horror writers would ever even have featured in their most vile nightmares. The sick person who created this sorry excuse for a booger should be executed on site.
- mista's bob crack hehe
- JoinedMarch 18, 2020
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