im a fuckin mess, dawg
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15 | he/him | very, very queer

welcome to the fucknut orchestra, where you can have mediocre fanfiction right at your fingertits

im a big shithole and everything i post here is either a joke, or it wont be regularly updated (or ive cross-posted it from my ao3 account)
but honestly i never regularly update anything, so like
yeah

also i hate this website and dont use it in favor of ao3, so if you wanna see my actual current work and get updated more frequently than you do on here (although not by very much), my handle is im_gonna_regret_this
go read my shit, yall

my youtube if you like shitty uke and my ugly face: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNl4I2i2wn-VkESoYoKLDOw

my twitter if you like not reading tweets from me because i never use it: @Phanic_Attack_

and that's it I guess
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  • JoinedDecember 27, 2014


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i gave my entire wattpad a makeoverim no longer taking any of this seriously im gonna cross-post things from my ao3, but mainly this is gonna be for things im not gonna update frequently at allllll...
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