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Maddie:hey guys I bought milk
          Caroline: who are u?
          Maddie: you dont remember me? Its maddie
          Jeffery:I dont think ive ever met you. Do you know her grayson?
          Grayson:nah
          Maddie:I WAS HERE BEFORE HIM-

Someone: so yall are just duplicates?
          Regis and Jeffery: no
          Kam ans Caroline: maube
          NJ and Grayson: hell no
          Maddie and Mad: SOMEONE FINALLY FUCKING NOTICED-

Dot: *exists*
          Regis: thats hot
          @DontForgetTheSnacks

CHI IM SO SORRY YOU POOR BABY YOU DONT DESERVE THISSSSS

Plot twist: the lightning killed markiplier 
          He was going down the stairs and it startled him so he fell and was impaled by multiple knives on his way down.

So I write my stories in word and I save them under names that say the basic plot n-
          B a  r
          P a r t y
          C h e c k I n g
          G a m e 
          C o f f I n
          

I had a dream
          About a story idea
          Im 
          A
          Fucking
          N e r d.
          Currently writing the story-

Hey guys guess what?
          I have 6 stories in progress that i'm never posting. 
          I decided to add up the word counts.
          15,733 words wasted. 
          *Cries*

So I made Wil and JJ in bitlife.
          Jameson died at age 76 from old age. He married Wilford until Wil divorced him and took all his money (should've gotten that prenup). 
          Wilford died at age 30 from a fight after he got with Jameson. He had an argument with his brother that ended in his dead after getting his ass whooped. 
          Theres a big difference in the age that they died-

Mark: wheres jack 
          Felix: he drank 5000ML of coffee and the birds were humming and he thought they were talking shit about him 
          
          Faintly from outside:  
          Jack: FIGHT ME BITCH I AM SOUND   
          *dying bird noises and punching sounds*