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Knock knock

u big ulgy

hey crusty dusty rusty musty wheaty meaty ugly wugly yeasty zeasty fag bag, this is your para but it might be kinda short bc im supposed to be doing my fucking science hw n i gotta go in a bit so be thankful im putting off my hw for you. like damn my grade's finna crash so hard bc of this shLUT. idc tho bc you're worth failing class for. ✊ and i don't even say that lightly bc you're cool or something n you're real n you're not a SLUT THANK U i mean you're the biggest slut ive ever met like don't get all cocky now bc i said u weren't a slut. i just meant you aren't the conventional slut ykw i mean. you're just a slut for ME n all of us know it & im playing hard 2 get bc u aren't on my lvl at all but your affection is flattering hUn uwu. the first time you txted me with the intent of making my life miserable i was DEADASS about to ignore you i don't think i told u this before but im always on some ignoring shit w new ppl and i was gonna delete your msg but fate made me reply to you despite the fact that i thought you were an uwu furry roleplay mf ( i still think that ) but im so glad i didn't delete ur msg bc if i did i wouldn't have met you and become your rp hubby uwuw and ik i was kinda cold at first but now you're my (gasp) FRIEND !1!1!1!1 xD uWu omg i lub chu bbbyyy. no cap tho you're rly chill n i enjoy talking w you you're always wet (foR mE hee hee) and our convos always go somewhere totally random but yeah i enjoy ur friendship dawg n maybe in the future ill consider all your advances and propositions and ill let you be my favorite rp wife out of all 479392 of them. consider yourself honored. ok the end im gonna fail science bc of your gæ ass bye

i was gonna write u a para but u mad inac so

OMG THAT BIO IS THE SHIT

LMAO OK BUT this whole hUmaNs aRe sO trAsH eW i hAtE eVerYoNe thing is rlly pissing me off like why omg humans r so fucking beautiful i love them sm just imagine how cute they are??? they coo over n love wild animals w teeth sharp enough to rip their throats out n they use pretty words to describe all their sad thoughts n they splash bright colours onto canvases for fun and ahsh theyre so amazing humans r genetically selfish creatures yes but theyre so fucking wonderful that they defy very science by running into burning buildings to save complete strangers they lay their lives on the line just bc they carE and fuck up their sleep schedules for the ppl they love and take literal bullets for each other how can u even hate that ahsd i cant even theyre so great were so great n yes humans r fucking dumb sometimes but im always watching these restoring faith in humanity compilations n jus falling in love w who we are as a species n it fucking hurts my heart when ppl keep bashing them like oh my god theyre so strange n magical and ur body constantly works to keep u alive and like we make lil signs w our hands n still manage to communicate n ur halfway across the world but ur beautiful n i feel like crying bc im so happy n so in love w this species wtf hwiwmdsh

Dude you’re fucking gorgeous and your bio intimidates me but oh well lmao
          Hmuuu❤️

I WOV U

can you give me clout & friends

im gonna cry