#PhantomOfTheOpera4Life.

Hello!
Welcome to my humble abode. Here is the home of a left-handed (woo) Australian high-functioning sociopath, and millions of waffles, along with other baked goods.
I AM SECRETLY THE MUFFIN MAN.
I am quite actually mad, so don't get too close - I WILL punjab you.

*in the distance*
Erik: WHERE'S MY PUNJAB LASSO?!?!
RAOUL!

Raoul: No it wasn't me I swear to god NO-


....we never heard from Raoul again.


Anyways, want to hear a story?
No?
TOO BAD.
-Donald Trump Story-
There was once a carrot. A rotten carrot, in fact. A very ugly rotten carrot. One day, it was pulled out by a rabbit. That rabbit happened to be Mexican. The rabbit had a brain and threw the carrot away. The carrot ran for president and now he is racist to all Mexican rabbits. #Trumpisarottencarrot



.....I have issues.
Please don't sue me.

Toodles!