disaster_salami

Oml in maths we had a question which was like "... He bought a ham and cheese taste..."
          	And I accidentally put my pencil on page and it became a dot and I read the question and it said "... He bought a. ham and cheese toastie..." And I freaked out like a.ham. A. HAM!! A dot Ham!!
          	
          	

A_Telephone

@hamilham_and_pigeons we had to read this paper in my English/language arts/literature and it was about the Hamilton vs burr duel. I died.
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disaster_salami

Frick I meant ham and cheese toastie 
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hearts4juIes

@XxxMysticWritesxxX omgs, this must’ve taken a lot of time to make
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tommyslow

@gaytrash1273  //  A spurt of happiness-
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disaster_salami

 ÙwÚ thank you
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wowza_willie

tbh you might be my asian twin (im the evil one >:) ) bi, in love with musicals and books... yeah. definitley

wowza_willie

(sorry it took me a while i haven't been on wattpad for a hot second) i would say hades but perspherone (?) would kill him so probably apollo. hot boi.
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disaster_salami

Lmao who's your godly parent 
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A_Telephone

THERE’S NOTHING LIKE SUMMER IN THE CITY. SOMEONE UNDER STRESS MEETS SOMEONE LOOKIN PRETTY. THERES TROUBLE IN THE AIR, YOU CAN SMELL IT. AND ALEXANDERS BY HIMSELF, ILL LET HIM TELL IT——

woodvaletruther

I was weak I was awake 
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disaster_salami

I hadn't slept in a week-
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disaster_salami

Oml in maths we had a question which was like "... He bought a ham and cheese taste..."
          And I accidentally put my pencil on page and it became a dot and I read the question and it said "... He bought a. ham and cheese toastie..." And I freaked out like a.ham. A. HAM!! A dot Ham!!
          
          

A_Telephone

@hamilham_and_pigeons we had to read this paper in my English/language arts/literature and it was about the Hamilton vs burr duel. I died.
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disaster_salami

Frick I meant ham and cheese toastie 
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