Are you a banker because I’d like you to leave me a loan. 
You think I'm cute? I think you're life will be acute.
High school? More like bye school.
I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.
My fortune cookie lied.
I was born on a Monday
Supercalifragalisticexbealadocous
The bags under my eyes are caused by frog memes and Kanye West.
I am memo-to-the-extreme.
I have no love life and I don't love life.
You're a 10? Maybe on the pH scale. 'cuase you are basic!
I'm a 3? Maybe on the pH scale. 'cause I cause acid rain and I WILL BURN YOU.

~Crocs, Snuggies, and Cheerio Necklaces~Swaggy since 2k
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