Apparently every username with "sassenach" in it on this here thing is taken. 

Yo, guys. I love Jesus and I likes the books and music and tv and Tumblr and Netflix and movies and winter and I wanna live in Alaska and the "Doon" series is the best thing since sliced bread and "Outlander" is awesome and I am Merida and they should make a season six of Merlin and JESUS H. ROOSEVELT CHRIST AM I READY FOR STAR WARS VII and coffee is love and booktube is life and just YouTube and Loki is bæ and Morgana is bæ and they are OTP and DUDELIKEHELLA and I'm really weird.