MlanieAllard
can you uppdate "foster" please ?
dorajar
dorajar
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i got a new cologne and the smell reminds me of being on summer vacation in like mallorca idk how to describe it and i don’t even know what brand it is but it’s so fucking good
dorajar
if you smell it on yourself it’s like so masculine but if you smell it wafting in the air it has a sweet scent to it. it’s insane it’s so good
dorajar
might die guys i’m on my third monster of the day
dorajar
first i had ultra rosa then i had the new berry one (7/10 pretty good) and now i’m sipping on the white one
dorajar
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i’m not even fucking kidding when i tell you my heart genuinely hurts so bad rn because i’m not watching smosh holy fuck is this what autism feels like
dorajar
i’m so not okay rn bro i need a new tntl so bad
dorajar
if it makes you feel better he’s not my bio father (my bio dad has been dead for like 10 years. never even met the guy.) but like he raised me my entire life bro
dorajar
i fear i’ve become emotionally dependent on tntls and angela giarratana. i haven’t watched a tntl in like an hour or two and i’m genuinely feeling more depressed than when i found out my father hid a camera in the bathroom and filmed me naked at 15-16. tongue out winking emoji x3
dorajar
how do i get my mom to watch smosh with me? like “hey mom wanna watch a bunch of adults play dress up while they alternate who sits on a stool with water in their mouth?” doesn’t exactly sound appealing
dorajar
my fatass self is sitting here selfishly practically eating a whole ass box of snicker doodles
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i can’t believe it took me nineteen years to watch star wars bruh
dorajar
the lego will have to wait cuz i have such a small room. i got 6 sets on my floor and a couple still in the box from christmas bc i can’t build them bc i HAVE NO SPACE
dorajar
can’t wait for the day my mom and i swap rooms so i get shelf space in my room. i’m so gonna buy the death star lego set.
dorajar
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ward cameron pisses me off so fucking much
dorajar
what did the statue say to the other statue? “statue john?” hahahahahahah i’m so funny hahahahahahha go like my newest edit on tiktok @/bilsriot