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HollyHoIiday

Will: So this week I have
          invited a special guest.
          
          Miss Holiday.
          
          Holly: Hola, clase.
          
          Mercedes: Oh, no.
          It's the salad lady.
          
          Holly: Okay. So sex...
          It's just like hugging,
          only wetter.
          
          Artie: Yeah, it is.
          
          Holly: Okay, so let's start
          with the basics. Finn. Is it true that you thought you got your girlfriend pregnant via hot tub?
          
          Finnocence: I have always been dubious.
          
          Holly:And Brittany, you think that storks bring babies?
          
          Brittany: I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

HollyHoIiday

So. We all just forgot about Yee Yee Kurt? And Riff Raff Kurt? And Stuffed Animal Rachel? And the fact that every Artie solo was him walking? The way Kitty LITERALLY gave marley an ED on purpose openly admitted it in the school shooter episode but was never punished? HOWEVER marley was punished for not wanting to wear a bikini because she was recovering from said ED. How Blaine had a puppet of kurt that he wanted to take home? Why did you want to take it home?  Hey Anderson? Did we forget about mr schue not giving unique the gender neutral bathroom because he wanted to twerk? are we gonna forget the Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me performance and how santana and brittany watched? We gonna forget Quinn hot saucing  and cannibalisation friendly-ing (?) Shelby’s home to get her daughter back ? Finn exposing Quinn which could’ve resulted with immediate danger and DID  result in her getting kicked out? The way Finn outed santana fought puck and so much more with no consequences but santana was nearly suspended  for slapping finn when he outed her? and kurt was sent to the principals office for making a good point?