Mmm... a new life...a new "about me" seems appropriate.

I'm a giant redheaded Dutchie slowly fading to a lower IQ
I like science, writing, reading, hugs, cheese and alcohol in general.
I have two short men and slightly bigger one that fill my life with LEGO and Transformers
They are awesome but I don't have enough space to collect them
The Transformers and LEGO that is, not the short men.
They don't allow me to collect short men. 
That and they tend to come with an awful lot of junk.
I don't have enough storage space.
One can only fit that many short men in one wardrobe-sized house.

Don't be deceived by my looks
I'm not princess Fiona from Shrek
Nor princess Merida from Brave
But you can call me princess if you insist on it :)
If you're younger than 12 or over 70.

People say I'm weird. Sometimes scary.
I'm not. The world is.
I generally try to be a nice person. Really.
But don't get on my bad side. REALLY

Read my stories and tell me what you think. I'm here to learn.
If you provide me with enough beer I might read your story and comment on it.
That is, if you ask nicely...send me a pm or use Meebo. No posting on my profile please. Thank you.