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Just a taster of my upcoming upload to my Caraval fanfiction:
          
          BOOM! Donatella forced herself back onto the ground. Okay, maybe standing up in the middle of a battlefield isn’t the smartest idea I’ve ever had, she thought as she crawled towards home base.
          
           BOOM, earth flew up a few inches from where her elbow was a few seconds ago.
          
           Almost there.
          
           Screams echoed around her, and the roar of charging horses rumbled in the distance. 
          
          Are those pointy things the tops of my enemy’s spears, or the top of my tent?
          
          The metallic scent of blood flooded the air.
          
          Is the blood on me mine, or my foe’s?
          
          Scraps of fabric were littered everywhere on the ground.
          
          Gold, gold, gold, is there gold on the ground?

HELLO my dear readers, guess who's back? Your favorite lying-cheating-scumbag-of-an-author-who-keeps-on-insisting-that-they-actually-do-know-what-they're-doing-when-surprise!-they-don't author is baaaaack! And yes, this time I do have an idea, which isn't half bad! Remember how I was talking about my issues with working out whether or not I wanted to have Tony Stark alive or not? Well, guess what? I figured it out! Well sort of. To put a magnificent project like this into play, I'll be working HARD on it for the next months or so and post 2-3 chapters at a time. I know, I know, I can already feel your angered shouts screaming WHAT THE HECK??? ONLY TWO TO THREE??? AFTER A MONTH OF WAITING? YOU'VE GOT US ALL SORELY DISAPPOINTED MY DEAR AUTHOR!!! Well, it is my great chagrin to inform you that, YES I DO KNOW HOW STUPID THIS SOUNDS I USED UP 3 MONTHS TRYING TO PLAN THIS AND IT'S RIDICULOUSLY DAUNTING HOW BADLY I WANT TO WRITE THIS, AND YET HOW BADLY MY SKILLS NEED IMPROVING to FULFILL THIS MAGNIFICENT ORDER!!!
          So, my dear readers, in conclusion, I'll be working on projects I'm not so fond of in order to improve my own writing skills. Thank you for your forced co-operation.
          
          Much Love, 
          
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Hey everyone! I've started work on Tip #1 for my new MARVEL fanfic, and I'm just DYING for you guys to see it! I'm not going to be able to update often because of my busy work and school schedule. Also, I'm looking for an editor! So if you want to help me work on any of my crazy projects, or you just want to take over my project, just contact me below and tell me! An update on my Caraval fanfic, I'm definitely considering restarting it, but I don't have a lot of ideas? I have this great plot listed in my head but it's going to account for a really short story since I don't know how to bring it to life? If anyone has an idea for how to carry out my plan, feel free to contact me! Anyway, here's the first paragraph to my brand new fanfic!
          
          PETER PARKER is NOT your average high schooler. Why? Well first off, he's an intern to TONY STARK, he's family to the AVENGERS, he's moving into the AVENGER'S TOWER, and oh, let's not forget the fact that he's SPIDER-MAN of all people. SPIDER-MAN! But other than that, he probably is your typical nerdy high-schooler. He's got a nerdy best friend, Ned, a crush on a girl who, in his opinion, is WAY out of his league, and constantly gets bullied by a good-for-nothing classmate, who's somehow mysteriously acquired an ego the size of Mars, and his teachers give Peter piles and piles and piles and PILES of never-ending homework. Where was I? Oh yes, as you can see, Peter Parker is DEFINITELY your average high-schooler...
          
          Does this sound appealing to your inner Marvel super-hero soul? I certainly hope so!
          
          LOVE,
          
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