'If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there' - Cheshire Cat

'How strange it is to be anything at all' - The Mad Hatter

'If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is. Because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?' - Alice in Wonderland

I don't like coffee but if I did I'd take it black like my soul, which is really annoying because I've always wanted to say that when someone asks me how I take it...

My bio makes me sound really dark but I'm not. I'm just a regular teen with hormones and identity problems ;)

I attempt to be funny but it doesn't work a lot of the time, my spirit animal is chandler from friends, and because of that, I say things at the wrong time, and I dance funny as a distraction.

Thanks for reading this if you finished and I apologise if you thought it was a troll. No. I just ramble even when typing.

You know you love me
xoxo DrunkardVegetables
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  • JoinedJune 16, 2015


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Dear followers, I have finally published the first review in my 'Book Reviews' book! Please feel free to read, share, like and comment, and I will love you forever! xxx https://www.wattpad.com/story...
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