supposedly i'm 23 but mentally i'm 11 so shut the fuck up.
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![scream [a collection of rants by yours truly] by dyingxtoxlive](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/59536634-288-k354772.jpg)
scream [a collection of rants by y...
frankly my dear, i don't give a damn
[this is a rant book. please don't read if you feel you are going to ge...
Dumb Fanfic Moments
"I gazed into his emerald green orbs as I spilled scolding hot coffee on him in Starbucks."
[this b...
Comebacks
"shush you dicknose turd waffle!"
[disclaimer: these are not mine. i just found them on the Interne...