I'd tell you, but then i'd have to kill you. (@eatmymiddlefinger)

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eatmymiddlefinger Sep 16, 2011 06:12PM

@SkyDancer Oops, my bad.
It's titled under 'Babysitting The Seventeen Year Old Bad-ass' 
I changed it and all. So yeah.
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Mister Who? [on unfortunate hold]

Felisha Kinns wakes up to find herself married, in none other than the city of sins. But the sad truth was, s...

Babysitting The Seventeen-year Old...

You can expect the usual comedy and humor, the sickening romance, and importantly, the heart stopping suspens...

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