🎃eden🎃

"i also have a mortgage and two cats to feed" okay q just kiss him already

https://archiveofourown.org/works/924660 this fanfiction is making me cry with laughter and it's james bond????? like ok

me, staring intently at the boys: wow look at all of these healthy relationships. there is absolutely no way any of these relationships are not healthy. what do you mean these relationships are not healthy.

the boys is so funny to me. like yeah that's the nerd, that's the angry guy with the accent. yeah that's the guy with gills stay away from him. over there is the psychopathic blonde guy who will explode your head with his laser eyeballs. oh we also have jensen ackles

literally i'm so obsessed with the saw franchise rn. daniel from the second one is!! i love him he didn't deserve any of it

happy national penicillin allergy day to all of my fellow people that are allergic to penicillin

oogly moogly

hey girl on a scale of one to america how free are you tonight

do you ever feel like a plastic bag???

dear people that comment on threads that haven’t seen the light of day in years:
          
          don’t.