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Hello, yes? This account is nasty and dirty and I hate it. I wish to denied it the right to live.

Happy Thanksgiving bitches

Go read my child's book you hoes!!!!
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/119789895

"Because I don't have anyone to text" is that the only reason I get messages like really am I not that important I'm only there when you have no one else to talk to ugh

___: what's your Emergency
          
          Uh yeah i killed her
          
          ___: how did you kill her and what's the address
          
          Uhhhh with words and ________________
          
          ___: *inhales sharply* boi
          
          *Call ends from ___ ending it*
          
          *Later*
          
          ___: what the emergency
          
          SHES CHOCKING
          
          ____: Address and on what is she chocking
          
          ______________-
          
          _____: NO STOP CALLING 9666 I SWEAR YOU DO THIS ONE MORE TIME BOI I WILL HURT YOU uh I mean uh that's not an emergency have a good day! *Hangs up*
          
          Dif____: 9666 what's the emergency
          
          Uh did I get him fired?
          
          Dif____: uh yeah I think
          
          FUVK
          
          Dif___: is there an emergency?
          
          YES I GoT DaT BoI FIrED
          
          Dif___: well uh okay that's not an emergency you can contact my supervisor at ___-___-____
          
          OKaY BYe HAvE A NICE DAy!
          
          Dif___: *just hangs up*
          
          Supervisor: hello wh-
          
          GIVe DAt BOi HIs JOB bACK NoW
          
          Supervisor: uh what
          
          YOu HEARD Me GIvE DAT BOi BACK hIS JoB
          
          Supervisor: sorry ma'am I cannot he messed up one too many times an-
          
          I DON'T CArE ITs mY FAUlT
          
          Supervisor: *sigh and mumbles* I hate nutjobs
          
          *L E   G A S P* I Am NO NUTjOB!!!!!
          
          Supervisor: I'm sorry ma'am I have more important matters to attend to
          
          FINE ILL JUST SEE YOU IN PERSON
          
          Super: fuck me *hangs up and gets plane tickets for 20 minutes from now*
          
          THE END
          
          ((I have the weirdest conversations with my friend well technically with myself but whatever))

The moment you have to delete chats with people you used to be friends with and you miss them so much you want to cry. And then you delete disgusting conversations with disgusting people and you're okay again. 

"I stand next to the trash can in hopes someone will reuse me" -my friend
          
          "You want be used well that's kinky" -me
          
          "NOT LIKE THAT" -my friend
          
          "*Gets hit multiple times* love you too bitch" -me
          
          Great people I'd say

"Okay guy here's the deal my ex is like 'oh shit whatup' I'm like 'no bitch go away' but he still like 'oh shit whatup' what should I do kill him?" 
          
          My fucking friend is god.  I need to write a book on the crackheaded things my friends say Jesus Christ. 

Thanx 4 da fallow. 

Happy new year everyone!!