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Welp, I will be quitting wattpad. I'm just not a huge fan of reading fan fics anymore. Its been a fun year and 9 months and 19 days of being in this website. Good bye y'all, and maybe ill come around once in awhile.

Fuck this shit. I just found out that Ozzy Osbourne died. I am depressed.

Update: I died but god decided to send me back to earth because Jesus didn't want me to be in Heaven, and Satan didn't want me to be in Hell.

nigger

Update: I DID piss, shit, and ejaculate at the same time, but now I'm the the hospital because the doctors said i have stage 69 butthole cancer. F's in the chat for me.... 

Should I keep trying to piss, shit, and ejaculate, or is it an impossible feat?

I want a dick somedays and a pussy the next. Only in a perfect world i fear

I feel empty inside right now.

Sometimes my dick feels like England

HAPPY MAY THE FOURTH!!!