Hello, and welcome to my profile! Thank you for visiting, please, have a seat in you chair and eat some whale shaped cookies while you have some milk, will you?

I don't think it'd be okay to call me egotacticalAnushole all the time, so how about we settle for Lee? *nods* Yep. Seems legit. I love a lot of things but this is wattpad and not the place for my insane ships. So anyway, let's just learn about what I do when I'm not shipping things like a crazed cat lady.

Well... I like anime, music, and laughing. I laugh a lot, it's really easy to make me laugh. Anyway, the type of music I like is really anything. Depends on my mood. If I'm feeling like I'm zoned out or whatever, I listen to rock. Classical to relax me. Electronic music to get me hyped up. Regular pop music is whenever. I can't stand it when people assume shit before they ask what it is. Irritates me to no end. I have a very filthy mouth ; ) [I meant with profanity, you dirty little fuck]. I have a tendency to call people 'little fucks', myself included. I'm afraid of thunder. I don't like the dark. I'm bisexual. I have a thing for blue, green, or grey eyes, small, cute boys/girls (no, I'm not some weird dominating freak), and tall, again cute boys with shy smiles. Yaoi fuh life. Obsessed with tumblr. Obsessed with shipping. Food...

*shakes head to rid of lewd thoughts about food* you strange little fuck... r , r

I hope you enjoy whatever shit come up in my weird brain. I have to go... I'm starting to have thoughts. Haha, I just noticed. See how I went from humble hospitality to crazy little fuck?

*waves* bye. have a wonderful mother fucking day... or night... whatever. Fuck you, get out of my life. No wait, come back, I'm sorry. ASDFGHJKL.

I am... not okay, I promise.

(* , *) Okay, now goodbye.
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Stories:

IN PROGRESS:
To Build a Love

COMING SOON:
Echo Taylor [book one]

A Reason to Believe