Men, they fucking suck! But you can get your man HALF PRICE! This century only! We come with a surplus of boys from all over the world! 

Meet Joshua, our top blonde dumbass with a judgy stature,

Meet Conner, our head fuck boy with the lowest IQ in the world yet always claims to be "spittin fakks"

Meet Trevar, our local favorite with the largest supply of e-cigs and quality vapes for OVER the average price!

So come on down, down to the place where all the assholes come together to be taken! And loved to no end until they break your heart and your favorite mug, but don't worry! We are having a sale! Buy-one-asshole-get-one-mug-for-your-birthday-from-the-asshole! Sale only last for the next Couple centuries!




THE BASKETBALL DIARIES PERCABETH PERCYWEASLEY GROVERISSEXY I am a spiritual moron hoping to right amazing fanfiction as well as original stories, thank you for you 13.12 seconds of time,

i'm a bisexual poly. HEY~ I support LGBTQA+ so please fuck off if you are any percentage of homophobic.

my personality consist of about 99% of the last book i read and changes constantly. :)(

my stories will most likely include:
steam/smut
drugs/alchohol
abuse
self harm
VERY sensitive topics
use of f-slur in bullying
anorexia\anorexic behavior
mental harm
Domestic violence
Eating disorders
Depression
❌⚠️Asshole men!!!!⚠️❌

not all stories will include these things but there will be a warning at the beginning of each story and the chapters that are included in them, (*-*)

let me formally introduce myself, my name is Emily (i know right), I am a young aspiring author looking for a new outlet for writing and to share it with the world, i enjoy writing and reading fanfiction because it truly brings you into your desired world behind the safety of your screen, i love you all and hope to have an amazing journey with you, thank you. PERCY WEASLEY IS MY BITCH>
  • lost in a fucking fanfic, tv show, movie, tiktok, writing, book, closet, bedsheets, south park, and your mothers asshole. Fight me bitch
  • JoinedFebruary 5, 2021


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