expert at falling off waterfalls I somehow didn't notice before this very moment from precariously long heights into an impossibly peaceful lake below and being miraculously okay completely disregarding any and all human physiological limitations and water surface tension. for plot reasons.
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Sep 19, 2020 12:37AM
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This is a Mere Decoy; be cautious
Wrote this when I was younger. Pretty bad but I like it well enough to leave it up. Rant-centric. Probably ne...