"More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself."

I've spent my entire life trying to fix the mistake that was my birth, and so far, I've got a phobia of all insects, a collection of 1937 pennies, a pet rock named Wolf, and a stash of Nutella jars. I'm normal. 

As well as planning on ruling the world (it's going to happen folks. Watch me) and being a total K-POP fan-girl (I'm looking at you, BTS, and ToppDogg, and MONSTA X, and EXO, and just about every dancer/singer/Korean drama actor), I write romance novels with a twist and a dash of smut (sometimes lots, because why not?). I'm usually a very crude person, who's extremely sarcastic, but if I'm sarcastic with you, it means I like you. Congratulations! Now, let's kill the night and go out in style! Or, stay home and binge-watch How I Met Your Mother while eating Nutella with a spoon. Either is awesome, and so am I. Cue the toothpaste-commercial wink! 

❣️w o r k s❣️

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 Caller X

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 The Sleep Revolution

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 Clandestine 
 Surreptitious

Thanks for stopping by! If fate led you here, it would be unwise to leave without finding out what fate had in store for others, just like you. Again, toothpaste-commercial wink, and microphone ∂яσρ.

Yours Truly,
Future Ruler Of The World,
ღ Estelle
[S. M. El-Mously]
 #A.R.M.Y. #ToppKlass